Saturday, June 21, 2008
uhh, not liana. (laughs)The more you take, the more you leave behind.
What are they?
Look at me one way and I’m heavy, weigh a lot.
But turn me around and you’ll find that I’m not.
any answers?
:)
6:33 AM
Thursday, June 12, 2008
THE LAW OF STRAIGHTNESS.
Everything in the worl must be STRAIGHT or else the world will EXPLODE.
Those who do not believe in the Law of Straightness will NOT be saved!
Okay now that we've got that straight, let us move on.
The appreciation of poetry!
My personal favorite.
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But dammit how happy we'll be.
It's practically music, this.
Hmm. I like limericks too.
An epicure dining in Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew
Cried the waiter: "Don't shout,
Or wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too."
Found a rather large mouse in his stew
Cried the waiter: "Don't shout,
Or wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too."
(Roald Dahl, 'Matilda')
It's usually funny.
'Tis a favorite project of mine
A new value of pi to assign
I would fix it at 3
for it's simpler you see
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9.
A new value of pi to assign
I would fix it at 3
for it's simpler you see
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9.
There was a young lady named Kite
Whose speed was much faster than light
She left home one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
Whose speed was much faster than light
She left home one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
Man i love the rhythm. It's really difficult to fit words into this template and make it make sense.
Not to mention make it funny.
As C. Alan Reber said,
The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
Most people's are.
Last one!
He's lucky that she isn't telling
Despite all her Dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck,
was more than a peck
An could cause abdominal swelling.
Hehheh.
Despite all her Dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck,
was more than a peck
An could cause abdominal swelling.
12:10 AM
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
good morrrrrning!i love the phrase 'You're worth your weight in gold'.
5:20 AM
Thursday, June 5, 2008
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands.if you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it,
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
nobody's posting.
this is a bout to become my personal blog.
digressing,
i think, the most classic line ever to be said in a movie would be:
"My precious."
haha. trust you all know who said it/which movie its from.
hmm. also would be:
"Bond. James Bond."
Dr. No. Ahh, classic.
"May the force be with you."
unforgettable. btw, it's from star wars. whoever doesn't know, must live in a cave.
if you don't know where this was from, please just go back to your cave.
recede! shoo!
"Very nice."
can you tell? can you tell?
it's from Borat hahahhaha.
"Noooooo!"
Darth Vader said this, hahahaha!
in fact, the masked conqueror also said this:
"I am your father."
which is beyond classic.
Superman (Christopher Reeve): "Easy miss. I've got you."
Lois Lane (Margo Kidder): "You, you've got me? Who's got you?!"
well, not many people might know this, but don't you agree it's classic?
this was said when Superman was flying with Lois Lane in his arms, by the way.
it was in theaters in 1939, when Christopher Reeve could still walk.
recognise this?
"E.T phone home."
ahh, how's my favorite extraterrestrial being?
classic, this. i mean, who doesn't know this line? (refer to "May the force be with you." bit.)
"Shaken, not stirred."
james bond you picky thing.
well, last one.
"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack."
Titanic, 1997.
Hasta la vista, baby.
2:09 AM
Sunday, June 1, 2008
HELLO, fellow elmos!how are your orange noses doing on your furry red faces?
the holidays have made me delirious.
I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS SO MUCH!
more than iman loves doraemon, more than aloycia loves chyihui, more than chyihui loves george clooney, more than fadhillah loves to take pictures of herself, more than suikee loves the gazette, more than the NP people love NP!
okay, maybe not, but you get my drift. oh yeah, more than shichen loves miyavi (whoever that is!).
haha, this is funny!
10 Acronyms for PMS




- Psychotic Mood Shift
- Puffy Mid-Section
- People Make me Sick
- Pimples May Surface
- Pass My Sweatpants
- Perpetual Munching Spree
- Pass My Shotgun
- Pissy Mood Syndrome
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Pack My Sh*t
am i so reminiscent of aloycia? -_-

im scared of that woman, seriously :o
SHE WON'T STOP STARING! O_Q
okay, whatever. you know im not really.
1:59 AM
