Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Nivu, I'm not cursing your grandfather okay.I just think he's a lyrical genius.
I love my Grandpa (dead) too!
6:51 AM
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Did anybody watch the previous (very lovely) video?Good Lord i need to watch The Dark Knight.
Common tests in like, 2 weeks.
Which is going to fly by faster than you know it and boom,
some disgusting Amath paper is sitting in front of you while you slowly die.
Someone just told me Eugenia Lim is very hated.
Ha, in yer face, hag.
The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
So never smoke, gamble or take drugs kids.
Unless it's medicinal. Like Prozac. Is that medicinal?
Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. Poor suckers with colds.
Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
Hey, Colgate (:
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
Is that sad or what.
The word "testis" cames from the Latin meaning to bear witness. In ancient Rome, only men could bear witness or testify in a public forum. In order to show importance to their testimony, they would hold their testicles as they spoke, and an oath was declared while holding another's testicles.
OH.MY. FREAKING. GOODNESS. NEWSPAPER. FAKEPLANT. TENNISBALL.
I need to laugh.
4:53 AM
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
He is hilarious. Really. My goodness.
When Grandfather dies
Life will be strange
When Grandfather dies
My whole world will change
When Grandfather dies
I'll scream and I'll yell
'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell
So Grandfather, die
Don't keep me in suspense
Oh Grandfather, cough
Up that inheritance
Oh Grandfather, don't
Hold on another day
I love you to death
But I've gots bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimming pool
I'll party with Hef
I'll dine with the Queen
So what say we unplug that machine?
Oh Grandfather, die
Before the fiscal year
Oh Grandfather, I
Wish Kevorkian were here
Oh Grandfather, die
Just take your final bow
Oh Grandfather, die
Family hates you anyhow
For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun
Your Social Security Number is 1
You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
You're so old your penis has varicose veins
Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa?
Why must you fight?
You old motherfucker
Just walk toward the goddamn light
Walk toward the light, old man
Walk toward the light, old man
It's all over now
My granddad is dead
A mysterious blow
To his wrinkled old head
Before I collect
A small oversight
But everything should work out all right
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
6:29 PM